A Pain in the Ar*e

Hi bloggers

Sorry about being a bit late with this entry as I had a terrible night's sleep. I was very uncomfortable due to (or is it owing to?) a pain in my left thigh / pelvis.

The problem stems from where I have very little meat on my bones, My bum is a similar size to that of an Argentine gigolo, which means that I don't have enough padding to cushion the rest of me.

This in turn means that when sitting , or lying, undue pressure is brought to bear on my bones which last night hurt like billio. So I managed to sleep only in fits and starts.

Changing the subject here I said to my good friend Karl that i would give him a mention.

He is a member of our Britannic Majesty's Navy and is currently at sea protecting our nation's interests.

So to him and all on the starship Edinburgh - God Bless you all!

Again on a nautical theme - the last ship in the navy to play an active role in the Falklands campaign paid off in Pompey yesterday - HMS Exeter.

You could always recognise her because of the blue boot topping (The strip round the waterline).

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